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by idratherbereading and valeria2067:

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“Clearly, this is meant as a punishment, John. Did Mrs. Hudson order you to bring me? Is that her method of exacting revenge?”  Sherlock looked around at the aisles of building supplies, paint, and other hardware-store paraphernalia as he and John entered the door below a large sign reading HOMEBASE. He let out yet another irritated sigh.

“Oh, yes, Mrs. Hudson is so vengeful.” John stopped to read the signs hanging from the ceiling, searching for something helpful. He considered a moment before turning to Sherlock. “Woodcare. What does that even mean? Do you reckon that’s where we need to look?” He started walking without waiting for Sherlock to follow.

Sherlock only needed two long strides to catch up. “Obstinate, both of you. It is unreasonable to spend time and effort repairing the kitchen table; we could easily purchase one to replace it.  Or is this more sentiment?  She wants to keep the table given to her by a dear cousin? Perhaps you don’t wish to part with the first table you took me on?”  An elderly couple managed to pass within earshot at just that moment. Sherlock turned to them and offered an ingratiating and false smile.

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Mmmm…bondage, finger-sucking, and hardware stores. Three of my favourite things. :)